HankLloydRight @[email protected]

I was blocked by #KirstieAlley on Twitter several years ago and now I finally get to ask why.

It's pretty cool though. People made jokes about a Twitter parody website named Shitter in the past. And now that website is real.

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?

#CatSalad

It’s #FollowFriday so I hope folks utilize the hashtag to find my account here!
Give me a boost! Maybe if I can show some of the big accounts on Twitter that it’s possible to grow sizably and quickly here, too, they’ll migrate over!

I wrote an article laying out why Musk won't make any major changes to Twitter's moderation policy because he needs to reassure advertisers. Now I look stupid because he somehow managed to out stupid my expectations (and the bar I set for him was literally in the floor).

The hardest problem in computer science is to make a social network without nazis

Good Sunday morning!

I don't want to just be posting about numbers like a clock, but the 2 million mark of monthly active users across the network is a pretty big deal. This is going big numbers! Shout out to all the server operators who are absorbing this wave.

Nice to see more friendly faces from Twitter showing up here.

@HankLloydRight confident we will :-)

I’m boldly going where I haven’t gone before, which is right here at this site. Apparently this is a “toot.” I would appreciate a follow!

Mahale, a chimpanzee, got her first glimpse of her baby two days after having a cesarean delivery at Sedgwick County Zoo in Kansas

So. Turns out most people actually introduce themselves with #introduction... as in locations, hobbies, education - you know, facts and stuff. As opposed to my (basically) non-introduction. Gonna take a while to get used to civilized behavior online. 😉